{"id":54,"date":"2009-04-10T02:37:01","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T09:37:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lavendrome.net\/blog\/?p=54"},"modified":"2009-04-10T05:06:38","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T12:06:38","slug":"its-a-good-thing-i-dont-wear-makeup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lavendrome.net\/blog\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s a good thing I don&#8217;t wear makeup&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;aka Singapore First Impressions.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;m in Singapore for 10 days (in the middle of our Sydney stint) for our office expansion project, and Ben&#8217;s home in CA for seder, grandpa&#8217;s birthday, and Kirkwood Halloween (fresh snow this very weekend!)&#8230;oh yeah, and a product launch for work. That too.<\/p>\n<p>When he&#8217;s in Kirkweed and I&#8217;m here, our climates couldn&#8217;t be more different. Somewhere in the middle of those extremes is perfect weather&#8230;oh yeah, that&#8217;s the bay area. (heh.)<\/p>\n<p>Boy howdy, this weather takes some getting used to. I&#8217;m sure you could search the internets and find thousands of blogs by white people about adjusting to Singapore weather, so here&#8217;s my contribution to the cannon.<\/p>\n<p>First of all, I&#8217;m home sick today. Good thing it&#8217;s a holiday anyway (Easter Friday), so I&#8217;m not abandoning Tanya to the task of setting up the new floor by herself. I&#8217;m suffering from my typical reaction to mad over air-conditioning; when it&#8217;s 30C outside, do the interiors of office buildings really need to be 17? Really? I so cannot handle the drastic, immediate change in temperature &#8212; kinda like the SoCal high desert or even Pomona\/Claremont, where it can be 90 during the day and then 40 right after the sun sets. That, combined with the sheer moisture difference (what&#8217;s an analogy for like walking into an ice-cold hair dryer?), is an instant cold-bringer for me. Bleah.<\/p>\n<p>My first commute to work was a teeny inicator of the incredible amounts of energy being put into climate over-control inside office buildings all around this island. As I walked down Shenton Way, sweating like a truckdriver changing a tire in the Mohave, I&#8217;d pass by lots of entrances to fancy corporate buildings &#8212; banks, consulting companies, etc. etc. As other people entered those buildings, with each Whoosh! of an automatic door came an accompanying POW! of insanely cold air&#8230;each building was essentially a cold-air factory bleeding product into the outside world. What&#8217;re you trying to do, air condition the entire outdoors? \u00a0 BTW, it&#8217;s not working. =^P<\/p>\n<p>Despite the crazy sweating (how do local women manage to keep makeup on in this humidity? If I were wearing any, I&#8217;d have about 5 rings around my collar at this point&#8230;), I do enjoy the moments when it essentially reaches 100% humidity and starts dumping rain. Today we had a spectacular mid-afternoon thunder &amp; lightning show, the thunder was so intense it rattled windows. I felt like I was in the middle of a pipe organ, where the pipes are actually supersonic jets. I was on a video chat with Ben at the time, and some of the lightning striked caused fuzz in my headset; my own personal localized EMP. As long as things don&#8217;t go all Dark Angel, it&#8217;s still a novelty.<\/p>\n<p>Also, there was a little lizard in the apartment today. CUTE! But my Indian roommate said that there&#8217;s a cultural prejudice against lizards in India&#8230;they&#8217;re considered disgusting, sortof like roaches are in the US. So I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll tell him next time I see one skittering around the floorboards.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhoo, it&#8217;s very lush, the birds sound beautiful, and black pepper crab is YUMS. We&#8217;re going for dim sum tomorrow, we shall see if I have the guts to try and order in my hodgepodge mandarin in the middle of Singapore. Probably not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;aka Singapore First Impressions. Well, I&#8217;m in Singapore for 10 days (in the middle of our Sydney stint) for our office expansion project, and Ben&#8217;s home in CA for seder, grandpa&#8217;s birthday, and Kirkwood Halloween (fresh snow this very weekend!)&#8230;oh yeah, and a product launch for work. That too. 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